I've just been told that if I ate my packet of Hula Hoops I will die! I think he was being a bit mello-dramtaic. Y'see I've kinda given up chocolate because I believe I'm starting to put on a bit of a gut. They also put it to me that there is no difference between eating a chocolate and having a packet of crisps - they're equally as unhealthy.
Dave offered me a Celebration earlier and I refused.
He said to me "50 push-ups, 50 sit-ups and a run around the block will burn that out of your system."
I said, "Well, I'm lazy, therefore if I don't eat the chocolate I don't have to do 50 push-ups, 50 sit-ups and run around the block."
I've given my crisps to Kirsty.