Thursday, December 08, 2005

I'm NOT gay!...

...although I always seem to set myself up for it!

This post is about RUMOURS!! Rumours are great ... unless they are about you!!

I was chatting to one of the girls in Sales about Lisa while we were leaving work at 5pm yesterday and I accidently ALMOST said boyfriend instead of girlfriend. We joked about it for a bit, said goodbye (as she was walking the other direction) and carried on towards home.

This morning when I went into the coffee room to get a cuppa she was coming out as I was going in. We passed eachother just outside the doorway. She said "Morning, Steve. How's your boyfriend." for a joke.
I laughed and said "Yeah, he's fine" and walked into the coffee room.
Just as I was doing it I noticed in the corner of my eye somebody overhear this little exchange of in-joke and lift their head to see who was talking. THIS is how rumours start! I'm now anticipating people talking about me and thinking I'm gay. Not that I'm bothered cos I have regular sex with my gorgeous girlfriend and I get turned on at the slightest hint of a breast.
I KNOW I'm as straight as a judge (...actually, that's probably not a good analogy!!)

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